No Lightsaber Required: DIY Jar Jar Binks Salad

Yum, geekdom fun. A Jar Jar salad. Wonderfully silly How-To from Only Knives:

"A side dish from the Dark Side: Sculpt Jar Jar Binks out of a root vegetable."

You'll need some serious sculpting skills, jicama and various salad ingredients. Click through for the entire How-To, process images below.